Haw! A reader...probably someone who speaks English as a second language... told me he couldn't understand why I would want to move to a small town. What's so great about sleeping in tiny buildings? "Huh? Tiny buildings???" I had no idea what he was talking about.
It took a whole minute before I realized that he took the term "small town" literally...as in "miniature." He must have thought I was going to take up residence in a doll's house.
Well, I set him straight and he was much relieved.
I'll have to watch out for misunderstandings like that when I move out of state. For example, where I'm going the local desert of choice is molasses pie.
It sounds gross, but people who live there love the stuff, and they don't like it when outsiders make fun of it. A relative there warned me not to make jokes about it, but I don't know if I can help myself. (Groan!) I hate to think of the consequences if I do.
"Yeah, molasses pie. What's wrong with that?"
"I heard about him. He's the guy from El-Lay! He's too good for what we eat."
"What's the matter? You don't like pie?"
"Uh, well, yes...I, um, I do like pie. I just...well, er..."
"I do believe I'll step outside for a moment."
OUTSIDE: small towns often don't have leash laws.
(Sigh!)